Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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