Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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