Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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