if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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