I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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