I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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