You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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