glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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