Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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