Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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