Have you finally orgasmed yet?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It's blow job season.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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