yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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