Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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