it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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