Whod you bang
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
