this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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