Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Randomize
