remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
