wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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