The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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