Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
this just has baby written all over it
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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