I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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