We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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