are you still at the devil's house?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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