I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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