When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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