Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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