Is it because I queefed?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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