Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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