So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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