This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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