We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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