Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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