I wanna bring you to show and tell
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Be still, my beating vagina.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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