So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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