and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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