she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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