this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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