I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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