No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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