I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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