it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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