So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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