There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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