I look better un-naked...
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
he just fucked me for my cheese.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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