I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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