Hey man sorry I got all grabby
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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