what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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