im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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