i just google imaged poop.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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