I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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