Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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