a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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