lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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