Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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