...so i touched it.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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