Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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