Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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