windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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