im gay
i know
yea but for you.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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